Epic of Awesomeness

The Epic to rule all Epics... with total awe
Who I Follow

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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my hero

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angie-andrea:

Speed: Unknown.

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Size: Unknown.

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The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

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Never engage this dragon.

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Your only chance,

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hide and pray it does not find you.

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amoying:

when people keep talking and you just wanna

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

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mitografia:

BM

quite an archaic looking version…

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manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

I am giggling so furiously

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xoxomoodyxoxo:

gdirtydime19:

chenisthebestkitty:

augustusandhazelsinfinity:

folie-a-killjoy:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

#i always love this part because i don’t understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just like holy crap

white lei’s are representative of love

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES

Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. 

This is so interesting. Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain him - even though Lilo is fully capable of and willing to get physical as we saw with Mertle/Myrtle/What’sherface - Lilo gently showed him love.

And it worked.

awwwwww

WHAPOBFAPWOG

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unimpressedcats:

nothing really mattress

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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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giantgagofficial:

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